Ah, Chris. What a guy. Who better to record the wild chronicles of his life than himself? Within these posts are stories and jokes, thoughts and wild conspiracy theories. As Chris grows and continues to view life as nothing more than an extended comedy sketch so will this blog continue recording the weirdness of the life led by one really epic guy.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
PANIC!!! Panic, panic, panic, panic.....
By the time any of you read this it'll probably be too late. Please pray for me. I'm PANICKING! PANIC! Yes, I know it says don't panic! BUT I AM! I have a Western Civ. test in half an hour. And I'm panicking. I need to find someone to sub for me today for work. And I'm panicking. I'll die. Please pray for me. I don't know what to do. SAVE ME! Please pray for me. I'm really panicky. And now I must go. Cya!
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DT 20:1 When you go to war against your enemies and see ... an army greater than yours, do not be afraid of them, because the LORD your God, who brought you up out of Egypt, will be with you. 2 When you are about to go into battle, the priest shall come forward and address the army. 3 He shall say: "Hear, O Israel, today you are going into battle against your enemies. Do not be fainthearted or afraid; do not be terrified or give way to panic before them. 4 For the LORD your God is the one who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies to give you victory."
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