Once upon a time the great hero was preparing for his epic quest. The world needed to be saved, and he was the only man who could do it, because he was a hero. The hero went on his quest to save the world and in order to save the world went out into the world. The hero traveled very far, and came to a land of far away land. In far away land the hero did heroic deeds, and was a good person. Everybody loved him.
Then the chickens attacked. Hordes of them. The hero displayed great heroism in his destruction of the foul fowl, but soon died. The world could not be saved, and the hero died in far away land. The princess mourned, and the dragon killed villagers.
Then the illegitimate son of the hero came forth and began a quest to save the world. The world was in need of saving, and only he was heroic enough to do it. He was a hero. The hero went to into the world that needed saving and traveled for a very long time. He soon came to quest land and rescued a damsel in distress. They lived happily ever after. Then the hero became a ninja and avenged his father by attacking the chickens with kunai and shuriken. But the chickens prevailed. And he died. The world was never saved.
The end
