And now, more about...sex!!!

sorry, sorry. i just looove writing about sex on my blog (hahaha). ;) ok this is gonna be quick. i was reading today a old TIME magazine (not that old, just not recent) and one particular article caught my eye. it was called "a snapshot of teen sex", well i saw this and i thought "i'm a teen and...well i'm a teen so maybe i should check this out", so i did. and i read the article and aside from almost laughing and puking (that ever happen to you?) i noticed something. it said the "NORMAL" (notice the ""s) age for american highschool teens to become sexually active is 15 and a half. "wait a minute" i thought "i'm coming up on the 15 and a half mark". and i was thinking that if i was a "normal" american teen than maybe i should not be a christian. because there is NO WAY i'm having sex. sorry girls, i...wait, i'll stop there. do you know how hard teenage girls smack? but yeah, so if i'm "normal" than i should be having sex soon...hmmmm. makes you think doesn't it? it just kinda sucks though...cuz I'M NOT NORMAL!!!! or at least not normal if it means sex at 15. so now i'm sorry to inform all of you that i am now now officially abnormal. i'm wierd, i'm strange. I'M NOT NORMAL!!! I'M NOT NORMAL!!!! BLAHHHHHH!!!! o yeah.

so yeah, from both the youth group and that article i have drawn the following conclusion: even though if i were "NORMAL" i would be haveing sex soon, i'm not. so i guess that makes me quite abnormal. BUT, now i shall be proud to be abnormal. because i have a good reason, SO CHEW ON THAT, WHY DON'T YA!?!? ok, thats it, i'm abnormal, and strange, and happy because of it. and did i mention i'm single? i mean, if any of you girls are interested in a abnormal guy...I'M KIDDING!!! ok, i'm done, good night. i suggest that all you people (whoever and wherever you are) be abnormal too, because, if everyone were abnormal, we'd be the normal ones wouldn't we? you get it? good! ok, goodnight!!

abnormally yours,
Chris