Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Sledding!! (Plus "The Chronicles Of Chris:The Soundtrack")

hey everyone, guess what i did last night. i went sledding!! it was super cool!! it was some sort of big sledding day so our childrens group went sledding and i was invited!! so we went to this big cool place that was like a giant hole in the ground and sled, and sled, and sled some more!! and i swear that is the bumpiest hill on earth!! i was bouncing up and down like crazy!! it was great!! what was really crazy was that we had a nice brand new sled and maret, our wonderful (sarcastic remark) translater, rode it down the hill. no problem normally but imagine sledding in a giant bowl, there's people comeing in from every side, and so of crashes are very common, and so she decided that for her great first run she would smash into a little kid and total our sled, plus make the poor little kid cry, evil girl she is. so we had all sorts of fun with our new broken sled, the whole front had a piece torn out of it and so it always turned slightly to the right (towards the trees) and no one was willing to ride it, except me of course. i don't blame them for not wanting to lose it, the front was all ripped up and shred, so if you fell forward your might end getting an extreme make over. but that just made it all the more fun for me. so two crashes and flying over the jump some kids had built on the hill i had half a slide under my butt and i was still going, but eventually gave up, i mean half a sled just isn't very fun! so that's the story of maret's first run, but my first run was better. i was on a cool green sled and was holding on for dear life as i shot down the hill, until i hit a bump and started to lose control, so rather then bail out i did the obvious thing, i used my left hand as a brake to try to steer, but that didn't help much. wanna know why it didn't help much? because as soon as my hand hit the ground i dislocated my pinky finger (ugh...nasty!!) and so in a split second i decided that keeping control of the sled wasn't very important anymore, so i died the obvious thing to do when you dislocate something, i grabbed it and snapped it back in place (ugh...nastier!!) only to smash into some chick who was coming down in the opposite direction, it was fun. so after a very "extreme" (said andrei) time sledding we packed up and went home home.

so now i'm back home and i'm thinking of making something i've been wanting to make for a very long time, Chris:The Music Soundtrack. i'm thinking i need to get together some songs that really seem almost to talk about my life, just because it's a cool idea. but as i was thinkg about this i noticed all the songs are so depressing! it really sucks but most of the songs that i really relate to are depressing, it's almost funny if you know me well, because i'm never really sad, not for long anyway. but anyway it's funny some of the songs, there's linkin park's "numb" for all the times i have a fight with my parents, trapt's "headstrong" for all those times i feel like i wanna rebel against something. and also good charlotte's "lifestyles of the rich and the famous" because it completely summarizes my view of celebrities (snobs). and also "(i hate) everything about you" by three days grace partly because i think it sounds so cool and partly because it's my song for all you mean girls who are so friendly yet so mean, so easy to befriend yet so hard to be friends with, and so close yet so far, far away. so anyway someday i'm going to make that, so i guess i should advertise it somehow...hmm, i got it!! Chris:The Soundtrack, Check it out today! Not coming to a store near you. Warning: may be dangerous to your mental and physical health.

so anyway not much more to say i just want to point out that all you people are girls. i know i should consider it a blessing to have so many girls interested in my life but i'm not. maybe 2 years ago but not now. and Kristi, believe me, i'm doing everything i can to find guys for the salvation army in estonia but face it, what do we have compared to drugs, alchohol and sex? i mean we have eternal life and a loving god but...(oh, the irony) and can i ask all of you not to comment on my blog anonymously and not leave a name, if you want to comment anonymously do it like this:

"Anonymous said...
Chris you rock! i find you handsome and atractive, will you marry me?

love,
cuckoo crazy non-existent chick"

because then i know who you are. because i have one huge weakness, i am enormously curious about everything. if there's is something i don't know i drive myself crazy until i find out. so please don't drive me crazy, tell me who you are!! i agree with anonymous that it is not good for me to spend every second with my family, because thats a sure way to go insane, and i should go out and explore the world, and i would if it wasn't for all this CURSED SNOW!!! just wait for april...april april april...i need april!!! and believe me, the last thing i need is to be more busy, that's the other reason i don't get out much, partly because of snow and partly because i have work to do (school work, corps/church work, house work, babysitting work, work work...etc.), so anyway i think i'm done now, Bye!!

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