Another evil facial hair experiment!

Hello, do you remember the last time i put a picture of a guy with facial hair and said i had an evil experiment? You don't? Well...umm...okay, that threw me off. I have to go collect my thoughts...where was I? Oh yes, my last evil experiment. Well my last evil experiment was to grow a Goatee thingy. I rather liked it. It was enjoyable to get funny looks and hear my friends opinions. And it made shaving a much shorter procedure. But now i am just sick and tired of shaving. I envy all you guys who have smooth faces. Facial hair sucks! But now, because i'm so sick and tired of shaving i have a new evil experiment. you see that picture there of Obi Wan (Ewan Mcgregor)? the one right <--- there? Doesn't he look inteligent? I'm gonna try that. I'm going to just lose my shaver and let a forest grow on my face. And then if i can get an Irish accent i'll be just like Obi Wan! Plus i'll need a lightsaber but i can get that at Toys R Us. So tell me, how do you think i would like if i were Obi Wan? I mean it would be so cool, girls would walk up to me and go "Chrisi Wan Kenobi, You're my only hope!" and i'd be like "Heck yeah i am!" All the chicks would dig me then. So now i haven't shaved in a week and we'll see how much hairier i get before i sicken myself.

Anyway, if you have an amazing memory and remember my post about my Goatee you will remember the second part was about YouTube, Acumenious, and haters. If you don't remember and would like to (it will make this part make more sense) then click here http://chrischronicles.blogspot.com/2006/08/welcome-to-my-experimentmuhahahaha.html wow, long link! Anyway, before i complained about my lack of haters. Of people who hate me and me Blog so much that they read my Blog just to insult and dump hate on me. Well i am proud to say i have my first hater! His name and other such information i will not reveal because i'm too much of a gentleman and wouldn't want to give HIM any haters. But anyway i am very pleased (in a sick and twisted kind of way) that i've been getting hate mail! But the fun part is that because since i'm getting hate mail from an idiot who didn't pay atention in english class he constantly calls me a "barber". Now i don't believe that's much of an insult. It would be cool to be a barber, i'd give my friends crappy hair cuts for free! But i think he means i'm a Barbarian, which i also think would be cool. Even though i'd probably be more like "Lyle the kindly Viking" from VeggieTales. So anyway, because i don't want anybody to accidentally get smacked with hate i deleted his comments on my blog and now they are just private funny things for me to read. Anyway, i just want to say thank you, my one and only hater, i think you'd probably make a great barber too. And know that you have my pity for having to live with one so unpleasant as yourself. Anyway, now i want to give a humongous (i know i spelled that wrong) round of aplause to all my lovers. Erm, wait, i need a better term. Okay, for lack of a better term, my fans. Because like fans you guys make me cool when things get hot (I shouldn't put lame jokes more than once...). A big round of aplause to all of you who don't hate me, all of you who pray for me, and all of you who secretly do love me. A big thank you to you all. I love all you too!

So now that i have smacked up my hater with sarcasm (i'd much rather smack people with sarcasm than hate) and have thanked all my wonderful readers i think i'll go get something to eat, so Cya!

Yours,
Chris,
Kurisu,
Kurisuvidz

P.S. Tell me what you think of me growing a beard! Comment! E-mail! Call! Send a mail bomb!

YouTube rules!!

I am officially starting to dig YouTube. I have already put up my third video (The second video of Peter) and this time i even have sound! Wow! High tech! Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGvEasXGbXo To see Peter and me discussing Santa. That was fun, Peter was unusually cooperative for this video, so enjoy. It's rare that that i'll have videos with this much dialogue. Anyway, another reason why i Kurisuvidz (Kurisuvidz is my YouTube name) love YouTube...all the great videos! If you have nothing better to do (or even if you do) the i would sugest you go watch these:

Sasuke and the Goblet of Fire (for Naruto/Harry Potter fans)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpuyf-Eaxvk
The Nutri-Grain "I feel great!" commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbFLhbJRt_E

And if that's not enough go check out my favorites list. I love thos videos. The "I feel great!" thing is great for when you don't feel great. It always makes me feel better. Anyway, i have on final reason why i love YouTube. Because of YouTube i have a new friend! (Well as much as is possible with someone you meet on the internet.) Acumenious (Who i've blogged about before) has a very funny bunch of videos that i enjoy a lot so if you have nothing better to do, or if you have something much better to do, click here http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=acumenious to watch all his videos. Well anyway, i gave you a lot to do (all those videos!) so i think i will go. So anyway, Cya!

Oh Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. shining Sun. Please shine down on me!

You see that? That's the sun! You know what? I haven't seen the sun in weeks! During Estonian winters the sun ceases to exist. Well, it exists, just that it's behind so many layers of cloud you don't know it's there. And it doesn't rise until like 9 in the morning then sets 3 in the afternoon!Whats with that! We need sun! Anyway, i just finished reading Eragon and because i love to keep momentum i'm now pretty far into Eldest (next book in the series) and am really enjoying it. There have been several times when i've wanted to jump up, grab a sword and start hacking my room to pieces. I really get into these books. And I love it! Anyway, as always i keep founding quotes from these books that apply to me. And because of that i think it would be cool to share them with you. Well, one anyone. It says this concerning after Eragon left the Dwarven capital city which, being inside a mountain, didn't get much sunlight. "Eragon found the sunlight invigorating. It was hard to ever really feel awake when three quarters of the day was spent in twilight.*" And that's exactly how it is! Without the sun waking up is near impossible! I hate it! Sorry for quoting Barney at the top up there but i really want the sun! Well whatever, that's just me missing the sun. For any Relient K fans go listen to "High of 75" it's my song for these not so sunny days. "We were talking togetherI said, "'What's up with this weather?'/Don't know whether or not/How sad I just got/Was of my own volition/Or if I'm just missing the sun/And tomorrow, I know/Will be rainy at best/And the forecast, I knowIs that I'll be depressed/But I'll wait outside/Hoping that I'll catch sight of the sun/Because on and off/The clouds have fought for control over the sky/And lately, the weather has been so bi-polarAnd consequently, so have I"

Anyway, i just finished watching "Home Alone" and i've gotta say that is sick, are people trying to train our children as killers? Because it worked on me. I kill peeps every easter...so sad. But they taste so good! I actually feel bad for the bad guys when i watch that movie. And that kid is truly pure evil. He scares me. But also when i watch that movie i kinda wish someone would try to break into my house. It would be so much fun. First i would completely torture them, then i'd get an old guy to wack them in the head with a shovel. Fun, huh? You know what else i think is sick, the song "Ohio is for Lovers" by Hawthorne Heights. I know everyone else loves this song, and i know if Meaghan Wittenberg ever hears that i insulted this song she'll blast me. But i mean come on! "Cut my wrists and black my eyes"? What sicks lyrics are those? Actually i do kind of like that song, but whatever. I still like to make fun of that one sentence in that song. And speaking of the Wittenberg girls, Mrs. Wittenberg, if you're reading this, please thank Sarah on my behalf for the CD she made me oh so long ago that i still listen to. Even though she put Hilary Duff on it! Grumble...Grumble...She did that just to spite me! Anyway, i've gotta go. I'm gonna try to buy LostProphets song "RoofTops" from walmart.com because i love that son and i want it on my MP3 player! So Cya!


*Page 150 in my copy of "Eldest"

Peter's on YouTube!

Remember that cute little dude from my last post? Well now i just stuck him on YouTube! Check him out here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcSB4BJ744

Cya!

I LOVE PETER!

Peter (pictured) is my wicked cool little brother! And today he surprised me twice. First, while we were playing he suddenly starting pulling on his eyelids and making tons of hilarious faces! I took a picture of this one. He has better but i don't have pictures of those so...too bad for you! The second way he surprised me was when we were talking just about everything i decided to ask him the ultimate question: What came first, the chicken or the egg? And he very promptly answered "The egg." Now i don't know why he thinks that it was the egg first. It doesn't make sense to me. But that's what he said. So there you have it, a two year old's answer to a question that has plagued humans forever. And now i must go tickle him or something to thank him for this post. And please note, he's not as fat as he looks in this picture, he's wearing like 3 shirts. Anyway, Cya!

Disturbing reports....

I'm hearing disturbing reports from Tartu. Reports that make me angry! If any of you have been reading long enough you know that i used to live in Tartu. My parent's started the corps there. But now we're up in Tallinn and a Finnish officer was sent to take over. I am extremely angry because all i ever hear from Tartu is that people have stopped coming! Dude! What's with that! I don't want to lose my friends! The more i hear the more upset i get. There are a lot of things i would love to blurt out, but seeing as how this is a public blog...if you want to hear me rant and rave contact me on E-mail or MSN. My friends. The people who I started bringing to the corps! Are falling away...And there's nothing i can do about it! Nothing but pray...but i still feel pretty helpless. There's one thing i will say though, if i don't get to spend eternity in heaven with my friends, there will be hell to pay! So because all i can do is pray i want to also ask you to pray. Please shoot out some prayers for Maret, Liis, Ats, Andrei and Captain
Mikkonen. I'm really worried about all of them. But i won't take this lying down. I won't lose my friends without a fight. I'll do everything i can to save them. Which actually isn't much...But in the words of William Booth "I'll fight, I'll fight to the very end!"

I FEEL GREEEAAAAT!!!

Go watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvxlLrJbcI that and then you'll feel great too! "What's up?" "I'm up and i feel great!" Yeah, i feel great. So i'm gonna tell you what's been up lately. Yesterday i went on a date. OH YEAH! The most rockin' date ever. A date with my little sister and brother! OH YEAH! It was fun. My parent's had to do some X-mas stuff which meant us kids had to get out of the house. Now what do you do with a two year old boy and an 11 year old girl on a rainy december day in Estonia? First feed the birds, then hit every toy store in Tallinn! First we took the tram over to Kopli and spent a while giving a loaf of perfectly good bread to the ducks, seagulls, ravens, magpies, and two year olds that hang out near the river next to old town. It was fun. Peter didn't fall in the river and no birds had good enough aim to hit us with any nasty missiles. But they tried, oh yes, they always try. So then we took a walk through old town, checked out christmas town and went to Viru Keskus. I love Viru Keskus, so many memories...so many toys in KaubaMaja! And plus, they have a little table with toys on it that kids can play with. It's great if you have to baby sit. It's sweet. I love it. But Peter got bored of that pretty fast, so we took off and headed towards Stockmann, because in there they have a children's play area upstairs which Peter's loves. But on the way there is MegaGame. Oh, yeah MegaGame. The place in Tallinn where i could go to play Yugioh. A hobby which i would love to take up again. But i just don't have the time...or the money...so sad. But we stopped in MegaGame, looked at all the pretty pretty colors and then headed to Stockmann.

Stupid me, i kinda didn't notice that they were doing construction next to Stockmann. And i also didn't kinda notice that stupid drainage thingy...that normally is covered but today wasn't. Crap, i stepped in it. My leg was soaked up to my left knee. That sucked. So, soaking wet i took the kids up stairs and stuck them in the play area. Then went in the bathroom and did my best to do something about my leg. It didn't help. Whatever. So i came out and pulled my newly bought copy of Eragon. Oh yeah, i forgot to mention, on the way to Viru Keskus we stopped in Apollo bookstore and i bought Eragon and Eldest. So anyway, i picked up Eragon and fell in love with it. Then i bought us all some ice cream (15 Krooni for a scoop? Stockmann is sick!) and then after a little while Peter got bored and started trying to run away so we hopped on a tram and went for a ride down to ülemiste to visit Juku toy store. It was fun, running around, looking at toys, shooting each other with toy guns, fighting with toy swords, dodging the suspicious employees...it was all quite fun. Until Peter broke something. Oops. Now normally i'd pay for the stupid goo filled ball that he had popped but i had spent all my money on the books and ice cream, so instead i grabbed Peter and Elizabeth and we ran down the hall to a different toy store, one with less breakable stuff. Then we waited there until my parent's came. Well, tried to come. Our stupid car finnaly died. I mean really died. That piece of junk is screwed. Oh yeah. It's fun. So my mom came and we ate pizza while my dad dealt with the car. And when we finally did get home i shoved my face into Eragon and didn't take it out until much later. Then i fainted and woke up this morning feeling great. So anyway, i feel great, GoodBye!

Who are you? (STOP CALLING!)

Hello? Hello? Stop caling me! Who are you, my mysterious phone stalker? Someone has been calling me late at night and hanging up. And they don't show their number so i have no idea who they are! Who are you? Please stop the annoying prank calls. It's immature and stupid. And plus, calling me at night doesn't bug me, I turn off the sound on my phone, so i only find out about the call in the morning when i wake up. So you're STUPID! HAHA, your prank sucks! Well anyway that's all i have to say, please let me know who you are. I am sure i will laugh with you when i know who you are, it just bugs me all this un-known calling. SO STOP. Ok, Cya!

Yo, I love Frankenstein!

Yeah, you read that right. I love Frankenstein. That was a great book. I loved it. I want to write about some of the great quotes and my thoughts on them. At one point Dr. Frankenstein was feeling all crappy and he said this great line "My enjoyment is embittered by memory of the past and anticipation of the future." What a great line. That makes me think. A lot. Then one time he was traveling and the book says this. And for me, as a dude who travel's a lot i liked this quote. "A traveller's life is one that includes much pain amidst it's enjoyments. His feelings are forever on the stretch;and when he begins to sink into repose, he finds himself obliged to quit that on which he rests in pleasure for something new, which again engages his attention, and which also he forsakes for other novelties." That makes sense. It reminds me of...me! I hate the whole "constantly moving on to something new" us traveling dudes do. I want something, and i want to stick to it. That's why i like chewing gum! Gum is sticky!

So anyway, that's my thoughts on some Frankenstein quotes. I'm sorry my blog has been rather depressing lately. I'm gonna try to make it more interesting. And even more funny. And someday, when i finally figure out our video camera i will make some funny videos with my friends and post them on YouTube, and then every one will be happy. But for now, i must go. Cya!

What the? Stop commenting anonymously!! (Love, Natalie Portman)

I HATE ANONYMOUS COMMENTS!! Who commented saying "Woah! Your nice!"? And who said "YOU ROCK!!!"? I hate it when you comment and i don't know who you are! Please don't do that! Please sign your name. Say "YOU ROCK!!! Love, Bob The Builder" or "Woah! Your nice! Marry me, George Bush". Come on! So anyway, that's all i have to say about that. I have something wicked cool to tell you, i, Chris Clark, saw her <---, Natalie Portman, on the tram!!! Well, not really. Natalie Portman doesn't speak russian does she? And she's not like 15 is she? Well then i guess this was her younger clone. Her younger, russian speaking Estonian clone. Besides wanting to take her picture and also wanting to propose to her i was also laughing at myself, since when do i care about famous people? NEVER! Anyway, it was very funny. I stalked her until our paths parted at BaltiJaam. And don't ask why i care about a girl who looks like Natalie Portman, i just like chicks from star wars! Look at those twileks...Anyway, i've gotta go. So Cya!