Ah, Chris. What a guy. Who better to record the wild chronicles of his life than himself? Within these posts are stories and jokes, thoughts and wild conspiracy theories. As Chris grows and continues to view life as nothing more than an extended comedy sketch so will this blog continue recording the weirdness of the life led by one really epic guy.
Thursday, April 27, 2006
I got a...digital camera? And soon a...sensual mobile? what?!?
I know some of you got very excited when i wrote that i had a girlfriend, and then were dissappointed when i said it was a lie. so now here is truly exciting news, i have a digital camera!! is that awesome or what? through a long set of circumstances that i don't want to explain this camera was stolen from my parents and then returned broken. they said i could keep it if i could fix it, so i did! and as an added bonus i get a sexy picture of Vanilla Ninja that whoever stole the camera took! (i know who you are, thanks for the pics of your dog.) rockin'! and also because of another long series of events that include my mothers phone getting lost under a pile of laundry and my phone being broken i am getting a new phone! and lucky mister me only has to pay half of it!! so anyway i am now getting a brand new phone that the nokia website describes as "stylish and sensual". sound exciting? now i'm scared that i'm gonna be walking down the street talking on my phone and some chick will walk up and say "hey man, your phone is sensual!!" "jou kutt, su mobiil on sensuaalne!!" or something like that. because princeton's website tells me that the definition of sensual is "sexually exciting or gratifying" so i'm gonna be very sexually exciting as soon as i get down to Tele2 and get the phone. by the way, that's a picture of my new-phone-to-be up there at the top of this post. i hope it's "sexual exciting" enough for you, it is for me so i love it.
now anyway i need to explain something from my last post. in estonia we have a wonderful company called "Limpa" that makes all sorts of wonderful drinks, such as limonaad, tsiki, and briki. here is an awesome way of looking at thier products, check out the link! http://www.limonaad.ee/tooted.html
now the two newest drinks from Limpa are Tsiki and Briki, which are advertised in the greatest commercial since "Purk on lahe!! Jee, Jee!!" where the Limpa pig is in a spaceship with two "sensual" (love that word) young ladies and singing them a beautiful song that goes something like this: "tule beebi, ole minu tsiki!! tule beebi, ole minu briki!! tsiki briki, oh tsiki briki!!" which would be translated as: "come baby, be my tsiki!! come baby, be my briki!! tsiki briki, oh tsiki briki!!" or that's my best translation anyway. and then of course the commercial ends with him burping in a most sensual manner, just like me! now i know why estonian chicks like me! i remind them of a pig! oh wait, that's bad...so anyway as a conversation starter i always ask this simple question: "mis on parem? tsiki? või briki?" and everyone has a fun opinion. aga kogu aeg ma ütlen et tsiki on parem sellepärast et ma arvan tsiki on natuke magusam, ja see meeldib mulle. võibolla tsikil on maitse rohkem nagu sidrunid, ja see meeldib mulle väga palju. sidrun paneb eine rokkima!! i'm sorry but i'm not translating any of that, if you are really dying to know then E-mail me at chrisjohnclark@juno.com, okay? and here is some homework for every in estonia, comment on this post and answer this question: mis on parem? tsiki või briki? ma tahan teada mis on rohkem populaarne. siis palun, palun ütle mulle mis sa arvad on parem. not translating that either unless you E-mail me. so anyway i've gotta go eat lunch now, tsau to all!
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6 comments:
you have to get me some tšiki ...then i'll know
that phone is sensual :) and you are cool too and funny :) love reading your blog, and the estonian notes inbetween, youre really good in estonian.. :)
mulle ei meeldi kumbki;)
hay..ur getting dat phone....Well..actullay ma phone got stolen so i got a new one...lolz...A siemens...:(..hate dem...but glad to hear dat ur getting a new one...keep blogging...cuz its cracking me up
Tvoi Blog o42n interesnõi.;Ljublju jevo t4etat..
aga võib-olla Sa võiksidki edaspidi eesti keeles blogida? oleks palju põnevam :P
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