Friday, February 10, 2006

University!! (or "the bane of the chris")

hey, quess what. i hate universities, i hate them all. they keep sending me all this stuff saying "oh please come to our university!! we have this, that and those thingys that make us so much greater than that other university!!" but then "that other university" says the exact same thing!! i am trying to look into a university to go to because in the future i can tell everyone "i went to university" and they will all be very impressed. so i'm looking at all these places, there's some places in indiana, there's houghton college in new york where my mom went, and the place i kind of like right now is in california. i have two main resons for liking the one in california, the first reason is it has a funny name i can't pronounce, they call it "azusa pacific university", now say it fives times fast, come on. and also if i go there i can say "DUDE, I, LIKE, TOTALLY LIVE NEAR HOLLYWOOD, ROCK ON DUDE!!" which i normally say anyway, but whatever dude. so anyway i am looking at college university things and i just don't like any of them, i think i'm gonna go to the "i hate college university thingys" university, that seems much more logical. or more likely to choose a college i'm am going to play a very elaborate game of "eeny meeny miny mo", because from here they all look the same. and i am already in university anyway!! by the way, did i mention that for my new estonian class i am going to the university of tartu and taking the class with a real university teacher and with real university students!! isn't that cool? so i think i'll just go to the university of tartu and major in estonian language and get married to a beautiful estonian girl, doesn't that sound for a nice plan for my life? no, i didn't think so either, learning the second hardest to learn language on earth is to boring. but anyway, thats all i have to say on the subject of colleges/universities.

well actually that's all i have to say about anything, so Cya all later.

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