Oh, how i hate being single....

it's been a while since i've done a blog post about my thoughts, so here you go. lately i have been thinking about what many single teenagers spend lots of time thinking about, the sad fact that i am totally single. i don't have anything close to a girlfriend, and haven't for a long time and probably won't get a girlfriend for god knows how long. and being single is very lonely (even when you live with 4 other people) and also it makes me personally very annoyed to see any happy couples. i see these people walking around, arms around each other, big smiles on thier faces and i get a horrible temptation to chop those smiles off with a rather large machate! I HATE BEING SINGLE!! i am officially declaring that. but from past experience i've learned that for the most part having a girlfriend is more trouble than it's worth and brings me more trouble and pain and anger and all that annoying junk than happiness. so i guess you could say i hate that too. but i am completely human (as far as i can tell) and really spend more time than is logical wishing i had a girlfriend. i these three books, all written by a really cool guy name Joshua Harris, that are all about dating and all that junk. there's "I Kissed Dating Goodbye", "Boy Meets Girl" and "Not Even A Hint". all great christian books but even with all three of them i still hate being single, and i still wish i had a girlfriend. and have you ever had that feeling that the whole world is against you? i seriously feel like even the bible is against me. check out these verses: Proverbs 5:18-19 says "Let your wife be a fountain of blessing for you. Rejoice in the wife of your youth. She is a loving doe, a graceful deer. Let her breasts satisfy you always. May you always be satisfied by her love." now at the risk of sounding like a pervert i will say that sounds really good!! then all of Song of Songs is against me. heres just some of my favourite (heavy sarcasm) bits: Song Of Songs 7:6-9 "'Oh how delightful you are, my beloved; how pleasant for utter delight! You are tall and slim like a palm tree, and your breasts are like it's clusters of dates. I said 'I will up into the palm tree and take hold of its branches.' Now may your breasts be like grape clusters, and the scent of your breath like apples. May your kisses be as exciting as the best wine, smooth and sweet, flowing gently over lips and teeth." now that all sounds almost comical but come on, thats no fair to all us single guys. you mind as well just shoot us now. in 1 Corinthians 7:9 it says "But if they can't control themselves they should go ahead and marry. It's better to marry then to burn with lust." but my only problem with that is i'm 16, marriage is one heck of a long way off!! and don't think i'm single because i'm some kind of loser, i'm single because i choose to be (partly because i'm stupid (or smart?) enough to read books with names like "i kissed dating goodbye"), i have three (no kidding) girls in the country of estonia who have told me they like me and would date me if i was interested, to bad i'm NOT!! well actually i am, that was the whole point of this blog post. so anyway i know you guys are all gonna think i'm stupid for writing all that, i'm basically writing and complaining because i set rules for myself, don't like them, but am still sticking by them. i decided this summer after a horrible relationship not to date until i was ready to make the commitment to be married, which at 16 i am most definitely not. so anyway, i'm probably going to hell now for saying the bible *seems* to be against me, but whatever. that is how it feels. so anyway i'm going to go back to my lonely, christian bachelor existence, Cya all later...

You lonely single friend,
Chris the tortured one

P.S. this post was mean to maike you laugh, not to be depressing or nothing, so go laugh, like "HAHA" or something.