Tuesday, August 30, 2005

and more and more to blog about

where did i leave off? oh yes, me and anneliplaying x-box. see i told you shes the only girl nerd i've ever found. so anyway we finished some wonderful games of "swoosh" we went and picked up sarah at the bus, so now reunited as friends we had fun just kinda coming home in the car and then walking in the house. and then it was time for me and sarah to go party (rock on!), so we met up with liis, maret and liis's friend, karin and went out to pizza at pronto pizza, at first liis tried to order for all of us and for some reason they were a jerk to her. she asked for some quattro formaggi pizzas, they said they couldn't make them any more. she asked for just plain cheese pizza, they wouldn't make it for her, it wasn't on the normal menu. so she comes back and tells us all this and i get kinda angry, it was her birthday and they wouldn't make her pizza? thats just wrong. so i say "sarah, come here. we're gonna try our american touch.", i have her grab her CD walkman and put it on, and the 2 of us go up to the counter together, wait in line, grab some sugar cubes out of a bowl and sing and talk loudly in english. so as we get up to the counter sugar cubes in our mouths i exageratedly look at a menu (i knew what i wanted) and said slowly and loudly in english like i thought she was deaf "i would like this (exageratedly pointing at the menu), the (looking at the menu like i have trouble reading) quattro formaggi? ya, quattro formaggi, i want that.".so as sarah dances with her music the girl behind the counter stares at me blankly and "says we can't make that, sorry" so i say "then can we have just plain cheese pizza, like only cheese and suace?" and she goes "sure" looking extremely happy to get me out of her face. so as we go we pop more sugar cubes in our mouths and start loudly singing linkin park. and no one has any doubt, we are american, really and truly american. we go back, tell our amazing story and got our pizza, and much fun was had by all. especially me, because i got most of the pizza, 2 of the girls wouldn't eat all theirs. stupid girls, never eating all thier food. why do you only eat a half portion of whats put in front of you?

so then we go and went bowling, or tried to, but we had finished eating early, like really early, and could't go bowling for a hour and a half so what had fun slowly, very slowly, walking to the bowling place but of course i don't walk slowly, so i quickly got bored and started jump up high places and stuff because i was so bored of going so slow! man, never tell me "slower" it's not good for my health. so then eventually we get there and wait outside for half an hour sitting on a bunch, well the lazy girls sat on the bench, i tried to climb a tree but noticed that i was getting just a bit to big for that and kinda almost broke the branch off. so then after a while of sitting around joking for a while we finnaly went in and found out we had the whole place to ourselves, so we got lane 3, justy because we felt like it and commenced bowling. i used to be in a bowling league and therefore getting my butt kicked in bowling is very humiliating, especially by 4 girls, but sadly, i did get my butt kicked by 4 girls. i stink. sarah wasn't doing to good and we decided that it must be the music, they where playing some annoying euro-techno thing, and so me and sarah decided to ask if we could have them put on our music, they could, PARTY! so as our american music came on we started doing better, but i still lost every game.

and then after that we went to her house and had fun eating marshmallows, and watermelon and other such delicious stuff. and i tried petting her cat and that thing scrathed my hand, ow, that hurt! theres these two scabs on my hands from where two of its claws got me, that hurt! so for the rest of the night i knew to fear the cat. FEAR THE CAT!!!! so then we looked at pictures of liis when she was little, which i guess is what girls do at parties like that. and i started to feel more and more akward by the minute. then the ultimately akward thing happened. one girl (i won't give names) almost had a a girly meltdown, which i must say was a very close shave, too close for my liking. and then another girl (no name) had a full blown girly freak! curled up on the floor crying included. man i was freaked out, for like half an hour now i had been saying "hey sarah, WHEN SHOULD WE GO!!! hint hint!!" and a minute before the meltdown we had been about to go. so then the meltdown started getting worse "i wish i were dead..." and it eventually ended with a 20 minute phone call on MY MOBILE PHONE!!! when this type of thing happens girls get sympathetic, but i get mad. and i almost did get really mad, i needed my phone, and i wanted to leave. and i couldn't do either.

well anyway, me and sarah finally ditched them and took off, glad to get home i checked out inuyasha (a cool anime) online with anneli, and had fun reading about giant hairballs and cursed combs. then we played swoosh more while everyone else watched "joe someboday", we had both seen it and swoosh is so fun. so then next day, oh wait, this post is already so long, i'm gonna finish it later. tsau everyone, Cya later.

2 comments:

Maret said...
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Anonymous said...

was it really that long....but yeah it was even longer on Liises phone (28.36)....sorry about that again and again and again