Friday, July 20, 2007

Harry Potter 5th Movie and 7th book!

Hello, as you may have guessed by the title of this post, i have just seen the 5th Harry Potter movie (The Order of the Phoenix). And am also very excited that tommorow i get to go buy (AND READ!!) the 7th Harry Potter book (Deathly Hallows). Now just a warning, i know there many very militantly anti-Harry Potter people out there. So if you're one of them then don't read this post. Because i don't want nasty comments about how i must also be worshipping Marilyn Manson and Satan if i read J. K. Rowling. But all i do is read J. K. Rowling so those comments would just annoy me...just press the friendly red "X" in the upper right hand corner of the screen if you hate Harry. Okay, now i can begin. Anyway, about the movie, I LOVED IT! Best Harry Potter movie yet, which actually isn't saying much because i was greatly dissapointed by the last four. But still, it was good. One of the reasons why i liked it is because of how much they played down the relationship, and "snogging", between Harry Potter and Cho Chang. I am not a fan of slimy romantic crap. Another thing i liked is that, though they did change a lot, they also were fairly faithful to the book. It all made me very happy. And the fight at the end in the Ministry...Wow, that was cool! I was like "GO DUMBLEDORE!!!" But possibly my favorite thing about the movie was, as you may have guessed from my picture, Luna Lovegood. I don't know if she was just a good actress or if she's the real life Luna Lovegood, but either way she played the part perfectly. She was exactly as i imagined Luna Lovegood, only slightly better looking, so i was quite happy. I am in love with Luna Lovegood/Evanne Lynch. Which works out quite nice as a friend of mine is in Love with Daniel Radcliffe (Harry) so if we each married our movie true loves than it would be kind of cool. Anyway, i think Harry should give up on Ginny, because she's not at all as cool as Luna. But i think in the end it's gonna be Luna and Neville anyway...

Speaking of what i think will happen, i must tell you my theorie's about the 7th book, that because it hasn't come out yet i haven't read, and therefore may only guess at. So i will tell you my guesses, because ever since i got a hold of the 6th book of been dreaming of what will happen in the 7th. But first i must give you a warning. A...dare i say it...A SPOILER WARNING!! I will be talking about things that happened in the 6th book, and actually pretty much every book. So if you don't want to know then stop reading. Okay, ready?

Read at your own risk...

I'll be giving out spoilers you know....

You might weish you didn't know this stuff...

Okay....

You asked for it!

I had a list from Borders of reasons why Snaoe was either friend or foe, and i was going to give a list of my reasons, and come to a very good conclusion. But i lost the list from borders and for some strange reason can't find it online. So i'll just tell you my theories for now, and maybe i'll tell you reasons in a minute. First thing that you all must know...DUMBLEDORE'S NOT DEAD!!! Snape didn't really use Avada Kedavara or whatever, the whole book there was a huge emphasis on non-verbal spells. So why isn't it possible that Snape said one thing but thought another? And look in the book if you have a copy anywhere nearby. Or more to the point if you have both the 4th and the 6th, every time we hear of something being killed with Avada Kedavara it just falls dead (like the spider and Cedric and every other person we've ever heard of being killed by this curse) but in the book it talks about Dumbledore flying back over the battlements. But that didn't happen to anyone else who got hit by this curse. Why would Dumbledore be special, he's human too. But how, you may ask, has snape survived so long among the death eaters and not got caught? He's and excelent Occlumens. He can guard his mind. And what's up with the unbreakable vow at the beginning of the six book? He had to play the part, no wait, i'm seeing my own arguement failing...hmm, this needs more thought. Well i'll read the book soon. Anyway, those are my thoughts i'm sure of. Dumbledore is alive, and Snape id good. But now i am going to joke a little, i will give you a possible ending for the series. a crazy one, and one i don't think likely, and could only happen if Dumbledore really is dead. My thought is this, mid-way through the last book Harry Kill Voldemort, but that's only half the book. But in killing Voldemort Harry snaps and becomes the new dark lord, and with the death eaters having no where to go, some join him, some run, some he kills, some he tortures. He especially has fun toying with Snape. Now Ron, Hermione and worst of all, Ginny realize it is up to them to stop this new dark threat, and realize they must either redeem Harry, or kill him. And so one of those two things happens. Then Ron Marries Hermione and one of them (probably Hermione) becaue Minster of Magic, while the other becomes an Auror or something. Neville and Luna Lovegood get married and both become Aurors. Or for a tottally strange ending i jump into the book and I Marry Luna. Then either Ginny marries Harry, or dies an old maid, mourning the that it had to be her that killed Harry. Now truthfully i don't think any of this will really happen. i just think it would be cool if Harry and Ron faught kind of like Anakian and Obi-Wan. And it would also be cool if i married Luna Lovegood, but the likelyhood of that is the same as any of the rest of the stuff i wrote, except for about Dumbledore not being dead. But i just remember! I left out the juicy bit! How is Dumbledore not dead? It's also a possibility that Snape really did use the killing curse but that Dumbledore had a...drum roll...Horcrux! In the first book we hear that dumbledore is famous for defeating some other dark wizard, someone with a dorky name, like orswald or something. Now does defeat mean...kill? Because killing splits a wizard's soul, now if you were an extremely powerful wizard, and if you had a split soul anyway, why not make a horcrux? And what better for a Horcrux than Fawkes, his Pheonix. A Pheonix can't die, because it will always rise from the ashes, therefore Dumbledore's piece of soul would be quite safe. Now these are all just my thoughts and highly open to debate, and actually i welcome it, please comment your thoughts. Just comment nicer things than the people who comment on my YouTube videos. Anyway, my mom disagrees with me on almost all this stuff so...I'll read the book and see! Well, i wrote a lot, but now i must go take out the trash and daydream about how i could fit in as the Harry Potter character crazy enough to be in love with "Loony" Lovegood. Cya!

P.S. If you get the book, please don't post spoilers from the 7th book on my blog, it would make me annoyed, because i don't like spoilers unless they come from me. So let me read the book. Thanks, Cya!

1 comment:

Kapten Clark said...

My favorite part of the movie was when Fred and George made those cool fireworks! I was thinking, one way to fight evil is by fighting, and of course that's necessary -- but another way to fight evil is simply through PURE JOY!

Joy and love. Very good weapons!