Saturday, November 11, 2006

I hate college...and i'm not even there yet!

I already hate college. i'm just researching different universities and checking it all out and the only thing that ever comes to mind is Relient K's song "College Kids", which i will now post for you so you may also know why i don't really know if college is for me.


Relient K
College Kids
Someone please save us, us college kids
What my parents told me is what i did
They said go to school and be a college kid
But in the end i questioned why i did
I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke, I've got no cash to spend
Sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band
My girlfriends at another school i know this year will test her
I called, found out she had 3 other boyfriends last semester
[Chorus]
And thats why i say
Oh no, not for me, not for me
Call it torture, call it university
No, arts and crafts is all i need
I'll take caligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree
80 grand later i found out taht all i had learned
Is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms
The party scene is kinda mean, i think its sick and twisted
The navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted
[Chorus]
Dont get excited, she'll say "no" without a doubt you see
And i've decided college girls just wont go out with me
They make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
Like cell phone service i drop out cause college is too hard
Its time to call my father
Cause its his alma mater
Good grades arent what they seem
I think he knows the dean
Its time to call my father
Cause its his alma mater
He said hes proud of me
But college always was his dream
And i would always say its not for me
[Chorus]
Phi, beta, delta, kappa
Do waht will make you happy
Do what you feel is right
Only but one thing matters
Learn how to live your life
See? what's the point? all that matters is that i learn how to live my life (i agree with Relient K) and for the most part i know how to do that. i don't know how a college degree will help. i think i'll take arts and crafts...caligraphy...and then i'll make a fake degree. so yeah, i hate university...i just don't know if it's how i want to spend a huge hunk of money and 4 years of my life. whatever, just venting frustration. bye!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You could always just go to War College first - in vancouver or Charelotte, or come over here and help at Gen1, or what ever i am doing at the time
:-)

Love
BSS

Brent, the one and only, unless your name is Brent said...

Or you could start a War College in Estonia... ya.. war college in Estonia...

Mmm... think of all the cheese

Erica said...

A great song, I guess all college kid should listen to it-they might start thinking the same way...!!!

Matthew said...

...and if every college kid thought like that our future would be hopeless...all we would know how to do is make arts and crafts. survival of the fittest would kill us all off.

Anonymous said...

haha you still hate college?
~Monica