You know what else sucks?

I really liked my friend Matt's response to my little hate rant about PlayBoy. He commented saying "Dude, i totally agree. You know what else sucks? Short shorts with writing across the butt. That's just weird." Now, the only problem is, i don't know if i owe this cool comment to my friend Matt Everett in Pennsylvania, or my other friend Matt Champ in Vancouver. So any Matts wanting to comment on my blog, please leave a last name. By the way, what do you call a guy who lets people step all over him? Matt!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Get it? Matt=Mat? Sorry, i am so gonna get punched for that. Anyway, i am now going to write about "What else sucks!" So here we go, prepare yourselves. Okay, first of. You know what sucks even more than short shorts with writing a across the but? Short shorts with glittery writing across the butt! You're just innocently walking down the street and then the sun comes out from behind a cloud and suddenly you're blinded by some chick's shiny pants decor. And you know what else sucks? Chicks who wear really shiny necklaces. Especially crosses. Now normally this wouldn't be bad, but it seems girls like to wear really shiny necklaces in combination with very revealing shirts. So you're walking down the street, inocently enjoying the fresh air. When suddenly a girl walks towards you with a huge shiny cross hanging over her chest. Now human nature is that when you see something shiny you look at it, it's eye catching. So you're like "Hey, i wonder what that shinyness is...Oh God NO!!!"And then of course you get smakced in the face and start being accused of being a pervert. So i hate it when girls wear shiny stuff and then get angry when you look at the shinyness.

Anyway, i have other things that i think suck besides what chicks wear. Chicks themselves! Well not always. Actually, almost never. Usually i really love girls. Most of my best friends are girls. But i hate girls who are so unpredicatable emotionally. Like one girl at youth group last night (who i will leave un-named, and instead call Kabuto-San, because that is my nickname for her.) So anyway, Kabuto-San and i are always getting into fights, and i never know why. She is completely unpredictable. One minute she was extremely angry with me for some mysterious reason (I think it had to do with me taking a picture of Evelin that accidentally had Kabuto-San in the corner of it.) and the next minute she was giving me chocolate. and this really happened in the span of two minutes. She was yelling and practically on the verge of tears one minute, then giving me chocolate and talking to me nicely the next. I never understand her, i just try to stay on her good side. And i hope she doesn't read this post, because she hates it when i call her Kabuto-San. And now for my final "You know what else sucks?" Girls with crushes. And not just that, girls with crushes on me! Apperantly at this last camp i got a not-so-secret admirer and i'm not so happy about it. And i am trying so hard to scare her off without being a jerk but it's so hard! I would much rather just say that i'm not interested in anyone other than someone who can beat me in Star Wars:BattleFront 2, which is no one. But that wouldn't work. I'll think of something.

Anyway, i do have a date today. Today will (hopefully) be the day that i get my new MP3 player. I'm still debating which one i want, and it's worse now because i may have entered a third opponent into the fray. I have a Creative Muvo TX MP3 player right now, and i'm thinking i may get a Creative ZEN Nano Plus MP3 player. Because i've really liked my Creative MP3 player. Decisions are such sweet agony. Anyway, i should get to work deciding on my new musical companion. Cya!